Where In The World Is Jake Gyllenhaal
Does Jake Gyllenhaal think he’s Matt Lauer? The star of ‘Brokeback Mountain,’ the big winner at Monday’s Golden Globes awards was missing in action and his fans were wondering, ‘where in the world is Jake Gyllenhaal?
Jake found at former gay bar.
Defamer ran the actor down and Miu gives this account:
Where oh where was Jake last night? Possibly enjoying a bitter party of one? Well, maybe. According to a Defamer reader, Jakey was hanging out in a former gay cowboy bar.
An operative sends in this Saturday night sighting of the missing-in-gay-cowboy-action star at a hot new east side hipster hangout:
I was standing outside Silverlake’s Cha Cha Lounge Saturday night trying to figure out how in a few short weeks, the place went from the neighborhood “gay cowboy bar” (when it was called Le Bar) to a clusterf*** of mostly straight hipsters, when I spotted Jake Gyllenhaal arriving. Irony aside, we left minutes after for something a little more low key.
How perfectly fitting. However, if Anne Hathaway was cheering the team on, why was Jake avoiding the festivities? Maybe he was hanging out with Lindsay Lohan?
