Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has compared her life as a mother to that of Felicity Huffman’s unglamorous Desperate Housewives character Lynette Scavo.

The ever-groomed wife of soccer star David Beckham claims struggling at home with children Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz has taken over her whole life.

She says, “The fact is I’m getting older. I’m 31 and my children are my priority. I’m just not interested in fame any more.

“I see myself like one of the characters from the series Desperate Housewives - the one who has the most kids.

“All day with the kids, up and down, trying to cook and clean.”

What…the fuck? Oh please, bitch. Your ass is like..British royalty, you’re rich as hell, beautiful, and your husband is quite possibly the sexiest man alive…and you’re a DESPERATE Housewife? Fuck you.