Completely agree Whoopi!

Apparently the ratings on The View are even better with new co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd than they were when Rosie premiered on the show last year.

Based on ratings for the week of September 10th, the debut of Sherri Shepherd as the fifth co-host on ABC’s The View led the daytime talker to 972,000 women 18-49. Comparably, that was The View’s best delivery in the demo since last May. The View tied for fifth overall for the week in households, with a 1.2 rating/10 share, and 3.6 million total viewers.

Go ‘head girls! Just stop thinking the world might be flat.

WHAT?! Are my ears and eyes deceiving me? I never thought the day would come when I found someone with less intelligence than Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Lord help us all.

I bring you, a conservative wing nut. A rare species among African Americans. Only found in the great land of USA.

Bad news for those of you who were hoping Roseanne, Kathy Griffin, or Sherri Shepherd would be filling the newly empty seat on The View panel. Looks like Whoopi Goldberg has the job in the bag.

“As far as everyone at ABC is concerned, she has the job,” a network insider confirms to Star. “They have been meeting with Kathy Griffin, Rosanne Barr, Ricki Lake and Gayle King.” While Kathy was a strong contender, Whoopi has won everyone over.”

“Everyone is acting like Whoopi already has the gig,” the show insider adds.

“Whoopi has a radio show, she lives in NYC and she is an institution. She also is liberal and outspoken but not crazy like Rosie was. She will be a perfect fit as far as the ladies on The View are concerned.” Nothing has been officially announced,” says the insider. “But it is 99 percent Whoopi at this point. They will have a few guest hosts throughout the summer but the executives and producers at The View are set on Ms. Goldberg to start in the fall.”

Ugh, I really wanted Kathy to come on. Oh well, there’s always My Life On The D-List.

I love him! Apparently he and Rosie are doing some sort of show together–I can’t wait. They did a blog together at Rosie’s house which you can watch here and here (there’s two parts).

By far the worst Rosie and Elisabeth fight this season. The best part was when they went to split screen. Classic!

I love it! This is why gay men are good for the entertainment industry. More bitches and cat fights.

So apparently Clay Aiken harbored a little hostility toward Kelly Ripa because she made fun of him a while ago on Regis and Kelly. And when he guest co-hosted the show with her while Regis was out, he was “cold” to her during the taping. The main moment Kelly got pissed about was the one posted below where he put his hand over her mouth during an interview.

Then when Regis got back, Kelly had this to say about the entire Clay Aiken incident:

The the plot thickened this morning when Kelly called into The View and Rosie O’Donnell weighed in the controversy, saying that Ripa was homophobic because she wouldn’t have reacted the same way if it were a straight man. Yeah…I think she had one too many Krispy Kremes this morning because I don’t know how him being gay has anything to do with it. You don’t put your nasty ass clammy hands over somebody’s mouth. Just no.

Kelly and Rosie got into a nasty little tiff about it though.

Here’s the clip:

Madonna, or as many a gay may know her, Queen Madge will appear on Oprah today to discuss..yeah you guessed it.

Rock your booodyy riiiight. Backstreet’s Whack! Alright?! Wtf. I love you A.J. but the self-hatred’s got to go.

David Beckham is going to drop his pants? I’m there. Aw shit, it’s for children.

Poor NBC. You know you’re desperate when you ask Jessica Simpson to guest star on your network’s best show.

Project Runway’s resident bitch Nina Garcia and her husband are expecting their first child. Damn, ho’…pretty late, huh?

Apparently T.R. Knight is getting some pretty interesting text messages. Or not.

As much as I hate the Hasselbitch…Law & Order: SVU went a bit too far this time. Even though they did the same thing to Michael…and Britney…and Mel Gibson.

So September 5 marks the day that the fourth season of the F/X hit Nip/Tuck premieres at 10 PM. It also marks the day the new season of The View starts up with its new co-host Rosie O’Donnell. What some of you might not know though, is that Rosie herself will be making a guest appearance on Nip/Tuck this season as well. Not on the same day she starts on The View, but still interesting nonetheless.

I still haven’t finished getting through season three of Nip/Tuck but what I’ve seen so far is as awesome as always. Can’t wait to get through the rest of it so I can be ready for season four. Even though I’m STILL bitter they’re releasing the season 3 DVD so close to the premiere. It’s basically FORCING you to buy the damned thing.

Anyway, I’m eagerly awaiting the beginning of both new seasons. Rosie, please kill the Hasselbitch.

I’ve got more promotional stills here. In the meantime, while we’re all waiting for season four, check out some of the awesome promos: