The 59th Annual Emmy nominations have been announced and boy am I pissed. The overrated Heroes stole a spot from the superior dramas like Friday Night Lights and Dexter, and Two and a Half Men somehow managed to yet again get a nod even though it’s one of the worst comedies on television.

The brilliant Michael C. Hall was snubbed as well, which I will be bitter about until next July, and Weeds was snubbed of a very well deserved nomination for Best Comedy Series to make room for the just okay Entourage and the embarrassing Two and a Half Men.

There are some things I’m very happy about, though. America Ferrera and Vanessa Williams got respective nods in the Lead Actress and Supporting Actress categories and I so hope they both win. Also, finally Kevin Dillon was given a nod for his comic portrayal of Johnny Drama on HBO’s Entourage. Sally Field received a nod for her powerful and poignant performance on Brothers and Sisters this year, and my favorite Grey’s Anatomy actress Katherine Heigl finally got her nomination for Supporting Actress in a Drama Series.

Kudos to Felicity Huffman for being the only actress from Desperate Housewives nominated this year–she gave a fantastic performance in that heart-racing episode called “Bang”, but honestly I’m hoping it finally goes to my girl Mary-Louise Parker who, though she already has an Emmy from Angels In America, has deserved another one for Weeds since day one.

Congrats to all!

Outstanding Drama Series
Boston Legal
Grey’s Anatomy
Heroes
House
The Sopranos

Outstanding Comedy Series
Entourage
The Office
30 Rock
Two and a Half Men
Ugly Betty

Outstanding Reality Series
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing with the Stars
Project Runway
Top Chef

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Late Night With Conan O’Brien
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill Maher

Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Patricia Arquette (Medium)
Minnie Driver (The Riches)
Edie Falco (The Sopranos)
Sally Field (Brothers & Sisters)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)

Lead Actor in a Drama Series
James Gandolfini (The Sopranos)
Hugh Laurie (House)
Denis Leary (Rescue Me)
James Spader (Boston Legal)
Kiefer Sutherland (24)

Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Rachel Griffiths (Brothers & Sisters)
Katherine Heigl (Grey’s Anatomy)
Chandra Wilson (Grey’s Anatomy)
Sandra Oh (Grey’s Anatomy)
Aida Turturro (The Sopranos)
Lorraine Bracco (The Sopranos)

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
William Shatner (Boston Legal)
Masi Oka (Heroes)
T.R. Knight (Grey’s Anatomy)
Michael Emerson (Lost)
Terry O’Quinn (Lost)
Michael Imperioli (The Sopranos)

Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Ricky Gervais (Extras)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men)

Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives)
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss (New Adventures of Old Christine)
America Ferrera (Ugly Betty)
Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds)

Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Kevin Dillon (Entourage)
Jeremy Piven (Entourage)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
Rainn Wilson (The Office)
Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men)

Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jaime Pressly (My Name Is Earl)
Jenna Fischer (The Office)
Conchata Ferrell (Two and a Half Men)
Holland Taylor (Two and a Half Men)
Vanessa Williams (Ugly Betty)
Elizabeth Perkins (Weeds)

See the rest of the nominations here

Comedy Central funny men Stephen Colbert and my baby daddy Jon Stewart are on this month’s cover of Rolling Stone magazine, and of course the interview done by NYTimes reporter Maureen Dowd is a riot.

Here’s the intro:

I thought Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert might be a little nervous to meet with me. I was the real news commentator, after all, and they were the mock. They threw spitballs at presidents; I interviewed presidents before throwing spitballs at them. I had crisscrossed the globe to cover news stories, while these guys just put on dark suits and threw up imported backgrounds on a green screen.

No doubt they would try to impress me with some weighty discussion about world affairs or the midterm elections. But when I walked into Colbert’s office at The Colbert Report, just off Tenth Avenue in Manhattan’s Hell’s Kitchen, the two barely acknowledged me. Stewart, rumpled in a gray tee over a long-sleeved shirt, khaki cargo pants, black Timberland boots and a Mets cap, was sprawled in a chair with takeout coffee. Colbert, neat in a long-sleeved navy shirt, blue pants and wire-rimmed glasses, was sitting up straight next to him, holding a paper plate of fruit. They were already deep in a weighty discussion.

So far the best dresses I’ve seen are Jaime Pressly’s and Debra Messing’s. Pictures to come later.

Winners:

Supporting Actress In A Comedy:

Megan Mullaly (Will & Grace)

Thoughts: Okay, I love Megan as much as the next homo. But seriously…she’s won enough awards. This should’ve gone to Elizabeth Perkins or at least Jaime Pressly. Way to go Emmys. You punked out and gave it to Megan just because it’s Will & Grace’s last year. Poo-poo on you.

Supporting Actor In A Drama:

Alan Alda (West Wing)

Thoughts: I’m not upset at this win. Alan did a great job and he didn’t have much tough competition.

Supporting Actress In A Drama:

Blythe Danner (Huff)

Thoughts: You’ve got to be fucking me in the ass. How in the hell can you snub Sandra Oh? And if you were going to snub her, how are you going to give it to Blythe Danner? Seriously? I need to go shove a cob of corn up my ass.

Supporting Actor In A Comedy:

Jeremy Piven (Entourage)

Thoughts: Oh. My. God. Thank you Emmy voters, you finally got it right. Jeremy Piven has deserved to win this award since the very second Entourage premiered and I’m so glad he got his due. If anyone deserved to win tonight it’s Jeremy.

Variety Music or Comedy Series:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Thoughts: You can’t ever go wrong with Jon Stewart. This man is just pure brilliance. I know a lot of people were expecting Dave to win because he submitted the Oprah episode, but Jon is the shit.

Directing In A Comedy Series:

Mark Buckman (My Name Is Earl)

Thoughts: Makes up for the Pressly and Lee snub.

Writing For A Comedy Series:

Greg Garcia (My Name Is Earl)

Thoughts: Lmao! That was the most hilarious speech.

Supporting Actor In A Mini Series:

Jeremy Irons (Elizabeth I)

Thoughts: Well deserved win. You never go wrong with Jeremy Irons.

Lead Actor In A Mini Series:

Andre Braugher (Thief)

Thoughts: That was…a LOT of ums.

Lead Actor In A Comedy:

Tony Shalhoub (Monk)

Thoughts: I wanted it to be between Tony and Steve Carell. A lot of people are gonna be disappointed Steve didn’t take it–especially since Tony’s won twice before. But hey, there’s always next year, and Steve did win the Golden Globe.

TV Movie:

The Girl In The Cafe

Reality Competition Program:

The Amazing Race

Thoughts: Whyyyyyyy?? Again???? Jesus CHRIST. Runway should have won last year and the year before and it should have won this year. If not that–at least Idol. This is seriously ridiculous. I guess we have a new West Wing of the Emmys.

Directing In A Mini Series:

Tom Hooper (Elizabeth I)

Thoughts: Dude, was I just watching an episode of Futurama? ‘Cause that guy was a robot if I’ve ever seen one.

Outstanding Mini Series:

Elizabeth I

Thoughts: Definitely deserved it. Only real competition was Girl In The Cafe.

Lead Actress In A Drama:

Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order:SVU)

Thoughts: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS Finally she won!!!!!! Emmy AND Golden Globe winner Mariska Hargitay! I love the sound of that.

Lead Actress In A Comedy:

Julia Louis Dreyfuss (The New Adventures of Old Christine)

Thoughts: I’ve heard she was great in the episode she submitted–I’m disappointed it didn’t go to Lisa Kudrow though. However…anything’s better than Jane or Debra.

Lead Actor In A Drama:

Kiefer Sutherland (24)

Thoughts: Ew, fuck me in the ass. I know he’s never won, but Jesus. I really wanted either Chris Meloni or Denis Leary to win. There’s always next year.

Oustanding Comedy Series:

The Office

Thoughts: I would’ve given it to Scrubs, but without Housewives I don’t really care much about this category this year.

Oustanding Drama Series:

24

Thoughts: -sigh- 24, again. Grey’s should’ve won. The show’s over. I promise you this will be the lowest rated Emmys ever.

First the Oscars and now the Peabodys. Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central’s award-winning fake news program “The Daily Show” and host of the Academy Awards earlier this month, will host the Peabody Awards ceremony June 5 in New York City.

“Jon Stewart will provide a refreshing combination of journalistic smarts and comic genius to our ceremony,” Horace Newcomb, director of the Peabody Awards, said in the statement. “He has an enormous respect for the Peabody culture, so who better to host our landmark 65th anniversary celebration?”

Stewart is a two-time Peabody Award winner for “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2000” and “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004.”

The Peabody board said he provides “the kind of cathartic satire that deflates pomposity on an equal opportunity basis. Somehow this sharp commentary makes the real issues more important than ever.”

Peabody Award winners for original broadcast, cablecast and webcast programs presented in 2005 will be announced via Web cast and satellite two months earlier on April 5 from the University of Georgia, according to a university news release.

The awards, the oldest in broadcasting, are considered among the most prestigious and selective prizes in electronic media.

“Gilmore Girls” star Lauren Graham has been cast as the female lead, opposite Steve Carell, in Universal’s “Evan Almighty“, director Tom Shadyac’s sequel to “Bruce Almighty“.

The film, shooting for which is just under way, has also added John Goodman to the cast. Graham will play Carell’s wife, Goodman a congressman who mentors Carell’s character. Morgan Freeman also reprises his role as God in the movie.

The script by Steve Oedekerk and Shadyac centers on Carell’s Evan Baxter anchorman character, who babbled on air in the original “Bruce.” Evan has become a politician in the sequel and ends up getting an audience with God, who instructs him to build an ark to prepare for a massive flood.

I really can’t believe it. The sexiest (behind Johnny Depp) and funniest man alive is hosting the Academy Awards this year. This is a great improvement from last year’s Chris Rock who had a chance and blew it. The Academy Awards will be telecast live from the Kodak Theater on March 5 on ABC.