Look Ryan, you melted my heart in The Notebook, and you were quite the convincing crackhead in Half Nelson, but if you don’t shave that caveman beard soon I’m gonna have to jump ship.

Jake Gyllenhaal defends his sexuality in the Telegraph when asked about his comments in Out magazine where he implied he might be bisexual. Jesus, can’t someone play a gay role without getting hounded about their sexuality?

Is Ugly Betty star Vanessa Williams dating Vince Vaughn? Dear God, I hope not. After he stopped smoking he turned into a hot mess–fat, wrinkled, bald, with nasty nose hair. And Vanessa’s a Goddess.

After already gaining 20 pounds and growing a full beard for the role, Ryan Gosling has pulled out of Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones a day before the film starts shooting due to “creative differences”. He’s been replaced by Oscar nominee Mark Wahlberg.

The screenwriters who penned the Superman Returns film are not returning for the lowly anticipated sequel. That’s definitely good news for Bryan Singer, the studio, and anyone with any hopes of this film being any good. That first movie was awful.

While promoting The Bourne Ultimatum in Japan hottie Matt Damon said he is open to possibly doing another Bourne film. Aren’t there only three books, though? I’m afraid this could end up not being so great. I loved the first three movies.

Directed by Gavin Hood, X-Men prequel Wolverine is coming to the big screen in May of 2009. Here’s to hoping for many gratuitous Hugh Jackman nude scenes.

Debra Messing will reprise her Emmy-nominated role in her mini-series The Starter Wife. It’s coming back to USA as an actual series–they’ve so far ordered ten episodes.

Carrie Underwood who recently broke up with football star Tony Romo, is now dating Chase Crawford whom you might recognize from the CW’s moderate hit Gossip Girl. I can’t be the only one whose gaydar is pinging.

Shia LaBeouf and Josh Duhamel brought their hotness to Transformers and apparently it worked because the fourth of July box office was busted up with the millions of people who went to see the film–shattering all the previous July 4th records. Go Shia!

The Sex and the City movie is finally a-go, even though I could swear I’ve heard that same thing ten million times over since the show ended. Hopefully egos don’t collide and Sarah Jessica keeps that nose in check.

Jim Carrey’s gearing up for his next role as a sober man falling off the wagon in a Universal Pictures film called Sober Buddies. I trusted him on Fun With Dick and Jane and ended up getting burned. Shall I try again?

Sandra Bullock and Alias hottie Bradley Cooper are starring in a new romantic comedy called All About Steve–Oscar nominee Thomas Haden Church is apparently in talks for a supporting role.

I’m sure by now you all have heard about those naughty pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo while on their steamy vacation, including raunchy pics of the two of them in the hot tub. Here’s a rare uncensored pic of Nick’s booty.

Oscar nominee Ryan Gosling has been attached to Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones, alongside Oscar winner Rachel Weisz. The movie is centered on a woman who is murdered, but continues to watch over her family after her death.

Anyone remember that movie Good Will Hunting that won Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Oscars years ago? Well apparently they’re not working on another screenplay together–ten years later. Here’s to hoping they can recapture the magic.

Christina Aguilera’s estranged father has popped up out of nowhere to “confirm” her pregnancy. For those of you not familiar, Aguilera’s father abused her and her mother when she was young, and she has been out of contact with him for years. Seems like he once again is trying to get back in her good graces. Doubt this was the best plan of action.

In continuation of my love affair with Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams (who I hear may have possibly broken up ) here’s a scan from Entertainment Weekly where Ryan was recently featured. He just released a movie called Fracture with Anthony Hopkins this past weekend, and it looks pretty good. I’ll still probably wait ’til DVD.

Here’s the trailer.