Katharine McPhee, on the heels of releasing her new video for her second single Love Story, has just signed on to play the lead role in an indie film called The Last Caller. She describes it as a “dark romantic comedy”.

Larry King is apparently not happy Anderson Cooper’s getting better treatment at CNN than he is. Here’s a clip taken why the cameras were off where Larry is seen complaining that Anderson’s segment is longer than his. Oops.

As I’m sure you all know by now, Paris Hilton has been ordered to go back to jail. Too bad, so sad. But now reports are coming out that she is not eating or sleeping, and has been provided with psychoactive drugs. Can she just suck it up and do her time? Jesus.

Pro-Golfer Sergio Garcia is putting the gays in a tizzy with his tight pants and bubble butt. I don’t find him that attractive, but I suppose when 70% of golfers look like Bill O’Reilly, you take what you can get.

Jake Gyllenhaal, who is of course rumored to be dating divorcee and newly crowned box office queen Reese Witherspoon was seen departing LAX airport.

Things are looking up for Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight and looking down for Isaiah Washington. Katherine has a hit film at the box office and T.R. just got a big raise. Meanwhile, post-rehab homophobe Isaiah Washington has found out he has been fired from Grey’s Anatomy. Cue the tears.

Jesse Metcalfe was photographed soaking up the Miami sun with a male friend by the pool. Doesn’t do much to dispel those gay rumors he so hated back in the day, but I ain’t complaining.

We’ve all been hearing the rumors forever, but it looks like the Spice Girls finally are reuniting. Geri and Emma have been seen leaving recording studios, and they both are reportedly working on new material for the girls to sing.

Apparently Paris Hilton attended a Prince concert in Las Vegas and got way more than her saggy vagina bargained for.

Prince humiliated Paris Hilton by challenging her to sing live, it has been reported.

The legendary musician, who was performing at Las Vegas’ Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino on April 21, invited Paris to join him on stage.

As Paris excitedly dashed up to meet the pop superstar, Prince handed her a microphone and allegedly said to the audience, “Lets see if she can really sing!”

According to Us Weekly magazine, an angry and humiliated Paris stormed off the stage and left the club minutes later.

Paris’ representatives have denied the incident occurred, saying: “This item is false.”

Princes’ representative had no comment.

Oh my God I would have died to see that. Bitch probably ran so fast one of her genital warts fell off.

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This Britney/Paris/Lindsay saga is getting so ridiculous I don’t even know what to say about it anymore. Britney’s a dumbass for associating herself with someone as media hungry and floptastic as Paris Hilton, especially when Miss Trailer Trash Piggy is trying to stage a so-called “comeback”.

Anyways, it was announced earlier today that Paris and Britney would be co-hosting the upcoming Billboard Music Awards, but it turns out Britney has backed out at the last minute before negotiations for unknown reasons.

Us Weekly has the scoop:

After nearly a week of clubbing, partying and shopping in LA with new BFF, Paris Hilton, Us has learned exclusively that Britney Spears has abruptly pulled out of co-hosting with the heiress on the Fox Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air live on December 4.

“She pulled out,” confirms a source with Fox. “She didn’t give a reason.”

The source tells Us that Hilton is still a possible host despite losing Spears as a sidekick. Other sources confirm that as recent as this morning, agents for both Hilton and Spears were hashing out the final terms of the contract, but at 5pm today, Spears had backed out of negotiations.

“We really don’t know the reason. But we’re disappointed she backed out.” says a Fox source.

The source says the show may go on with Hilton as solo host, or it may feature comedian (and Fox sitcom star) Brad Garrett, given he’s at the top of the show producer’s wish list.

At press time, neither Hilton or Spears’ reps were available for comment.

What…the fucking….HELL?

Socialite Paris Hilton has been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Theresa in a movie biopic.

Indian director T Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun’s life.

He tells MTV.co.uk, “My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton.

“Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen.”