Emmy Nominations Announced!

The 59th Annual Emmy nominations have been announced and boy am I pissed. The overrated Heroes stole a spot from the superior dramas like Friday Night Lights and Dexter, and Two and a Half Men somehow managed to yet again get a nod even though it’s one of the worst comedies on television.

The brilliant Michael C. Hall was snubbed as well, which I will be bitter about until next July, and Weeds was snubbed of a very well deserved nomination for Best Comedy Series to make room for the just okay Entourage and the embarrassing Two and a Half Men.

There are some things I’m very happy about, though. America Ferrera and Vanessa Williams got respective nods in the Lead Actress and Supporting Actress categories and I so hope they both win. Also, finally Kevin Dillon was given a nod for his comic portrayal of Johnny Drama on HBO’s Entourage. Sally Field received a nod for her powerful and poignant performance on Brothers and Sisters this year, and my favorite Grey’s Anatomy actress Katherine Heigl finally got her nomination for Supporting Actress in a Drama Series.

Kudos to Felicity Huffman for being the only actress from Desperate Housewives nominated this year–she gave a fantastic performance in that heart-racing episode called “Bang”, but honestly I’m hoping it finally goes to my girl Mary-Louise Parker who, though she already has an Emmy from Angels In America, has deserved another one for Weeds since day one.

Congrats to all!

Outstanding Drama Series
Boston Legal
Grey’s Anatomy
Heroes
House
The Sopranos

Outstanding Comedy Series
Entourage
The Office
30 Rock
Two and a Half Men
Ugly Betty

Outstanding Reality Series
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing with the Stars
Project Runway
Top Chef

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Late Night With Conan O’Brien
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill Maher

Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Patricia Arquette (Medium)
Minnie Driver (The Riches)
Edie Falco (The Sopranos)
Sally Field (Brothers & Sisters)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)

Lead Actor in a Drama Series
James Gandolfini (The Sopranos)
Hugh Laurie (House)
Denis Leary (Rescue Me)
James Spader (Boston Legal)
Kiefer Sutherland (24)

Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Rachel Griffiths (Brothers & Sisters)
Katherine Heigl (Grey’s Anatomy)
Chandra Wilson (Grey’s Anatomy)
Sandra Oh (Grey’s Anatomy)
Aida Turturro (The Sopranos)
Lorraine Bracco (The Sopranos)

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
William Shatner (Boston Legal)
Masi Oka (Heroes)
T.R. Knight (Grey’s Anatomy)
Michael Emerson (Lost)
Terry O’Quinn (Lost)
Michael Imperioli (The Sopranos)

Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Ricky Gervais (Extras)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men)

Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives)
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss (New Adventures of Old Christine)
America Ferrera (Ugly Betty)
Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds)

Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Kevin Dillon (Entourage)
Jeremy Piven (Entourage)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
Rainn Wilson (The Office)
Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men)

Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jaime Pressly (My Name Is Earl)
Jenna Fischer (The Office)
Conchata Ferrell (Two and a Half Men)
Holland Taylor (Two and a Half Men)
Vanessa Williams (Ugly Betty)
Elizabeth Perkins (Weeds)

See the rest of the nominations here

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Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Do Rolling Stone

Posted under Celebrities, Jon Stewart, Television, The Daily Show by Chris Evans on Saturday 4 November 2006 at 5:37 am

Comedy Central funny men Stephen Colbert and my baby daddy Jon Stewart are on this month’s cover of Rolling Stone magazine, and of course the interview done by NYTimes reporter Maureen Dowd is a riot.

Here’s the intro:

I thought Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert might be a little nervous to meet with me. I was the real news commentator, after all, and they were the mock. They threw spitballs at presidents; I interviewed presidents before throwing spitballs at them. I had crisscrossed the globe to cover news stories, while these guys just put on dark suits and threw up imported backgrounds on a green screen.

No doubt they would try to impress me with some weighty discussion about world affairs or the midterm elections. But when I walked into Colbert’s office at The Colbert Report, just off Tenth Avenue in Manhattan’s Hell’s Kitchen, the two barely acknowledged me. Stewart, rumpled in a gray tee over a long-sleeved shirt, khaki cargo pants, black Timberland boots and a Mets cap, was sprawled in a chair with takeout coffee. Colbert, neat in a long-sleeved navy shirt, blue pants and wire-rimmed glasses, was sitting up straight next to him, holding a paper plate of fruit. They were already deep in a weighty discussion.

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Emmy Awards 2006: Winners

So far the best dresses I’ve seen are Jaime Pressly’s and Debra Messing’s. Pictures to come later.

Winners:

Supporting Actress In A Comedy:

Megan Mullaly (Will & Grace)

Thoughts: Okay, I love Megan as much as the next homo. But seriously…she’s won enough awards. This should’ve gone to Elizabeth Perkins or at least Jaime Pressly. Way to go Emmys. You punked out and gave it to Megan just because it’s Will & Grace’s last year. Poo-poo on you.

Supporting Actor In A Drama:

Alan Alda (West Wing)

Thoughts: I’m not upset at this win. Alan did a great job and he didn’t have much tough competition.

Supporting Actress In A Drama:

Blythe Danner (Huff)

Thoughts: You’ve got to be fucking me in the ass. How in the hell can you snub Sandra Oh? And if you were going to snub her, how are you going to give it to Blythe Danner? Seriously? I need to go shove a cob of corn up my ass.

Supporting Actor In A Comedy:

Jeremy Piven (Entourage)

Thoughts: Oh. My. God. Thank you Emmy voters, you finally got it right. Jeremy Piven has deserved to win this award since the very second Entourage premiered and I’m so glad he got his due. If anyone deserved to win tonight it’s Jeremy.

Variety Music or Comedy Series:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Thoughts: You can’t ever go wrong with Jon Stewart. This man is just pure brilliance. I know a lot of people were expecting Dave to win because he submitted the Oprah episode, but Jon is the shit.

Directing In A Comedy Series:

Mark Buckman (My Name Is Earl)

Thoughts: Makes up for the Pressly and Lee snub.

Writing For A Comedy Series:

Greg Garcia (My Name Is Earl)

Thoughts: Lmao! That was the most hilarious speech.

Supporting Actor In A Mini Series:

Jeremy Irons (Elizabeth I)

Thoughts: Well deserved win. You never go wrong with Jeremy Irons.

Lead Actor In A Mini Series:

Andre Braugher (Thief)

Thoughts: That was…a LOT of ums.

Lead Actor In A Comedy:

Tony Shalhoub (Monk)

Thoughts: I wanted it to be between Tony and Steve Carell. A lot of people are gonna be disappointed Steve didn’t take it–especially since Tony’s won twice before. But hey, there’s always next year, and Steve did win the Golden Globe.

TV Movie:

The Girl In The Cafe

Reality Competition Program:

The Amazing Race

Thoughts: Whyyyyyyy?? Again???? Jesus CHRIST. Runway should have won last year and the year before and it should have won this year. If not that–at least Idol. This is seriously ridiculous. I guess we have a new West Wing of the Emmys.

Directing In A Mini Series:

Tom Hooper (Elizabeth I)

Thoughts: Dude, was I just watching an episode of Futurama? ‘Cause that guy was a robot if I’ve ever seen one.

Outstanding Mini Series:

Elizabeth I

Thoughts: Definitely deserved it. Only real competition was Girl In The Cafe.

Lead Actress In A Drama:

Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order:SVU)

Thoughts: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS Finally she won!!!!!! Emmy AND Golden Globe winner Mariska Hargitay! I love the sound of that.

Lead Actress In A Comedy:

Julia Louis Dreyfuss (The New Adventures of Old Christine)

Thoughts: I’ve heard she was great in the episode she submitted–I’m disappointed it didn’t go to Lisa Kudrow though. However…anything’s better than Jane or Debra.

Lead Actor In A Drama:

Kiefer Sutherland (24)

Thoughts: Ew, fuck me in the ass. I know he’s never won, but Jesus. I really wanted either Chris Meloni or Denis Leary to win. There’s always next year.

Oustanding Comedy Series:

The Office

Thoughts: I would’ve given it to Scrubs, but without Housewives I don’t really care much about this category this year.

Oustanding Drama Series:

24

Thoughts: -sigh- 24, again. Grey’s should’ve won. The show’s over. I promise you this will be the lowest rated Emmys ever.

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Jon Stewart To Host Peabody Awards

Posted under Awards, Celebrities, Jon Stewart, Television, The Daily Show by Chris Evans on Saturday 25 March 2006 at 11:44 am

First the Oscars and now the Peabodys. Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central’s award-winning fake news program “The Daily Show” and host of the Academy Awards earlier this month, will host the Peabody Awards ceremony June 5 in New York City.

Jon Stewart will provide a refreshing combination of journalistic smarts and comic genius to our ceremony,” Horace Newcomb, director of the Peabody Awards, said in the statement. “He has an enormous respect for the Peabody culture, so who better to host our landmark 65th anniversary celebration?”DailyShow_125x125

Stewart is a two-time Peabody Award winner for “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2000” and “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004.”

The Peabody board said he provides “the kind of cathartic satire that deflates pomposity on an equal opportunity basis. Somehow this sharp commentary makes the real issues more important than ever.”

Peabody Award winners for original broadcast, cablecast and webcast programs presented in 2005 will be announced via Web cast and satellite two months earlier on April 5 from the University of Georgia, according to a university news release.

The awards, the oldest in broadcasting, are considered among the most prestigious and selective prizes in electronic media.

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Jon Stewart On Tomorrow Night’s Oscars

Posted under Academy Awards, Awards, Celebrities, Jon Stewart, Movies, Television, The Daily Show by Chris Evans on Saturday 4 March 2006 at 4:11 pm

Over the last seven years, Jon Stewart’s laser-sharp political humor has moved him from journeyman comic to acclaimed host of cable TV’s “The Daily Show.”

Now, he will embrace the role of master of ceremonies on the biggest night in showbiz — the Oscars. Stewart still will enjoy an audience 20 times bigger than for his Comedy Central show, even if the Oscars hits a modern ratings low.

“I will say this,” Stewart said. “This will probably be the most controversial Oscars ever in the history. And I wouldn’t be surprised to see, I don’t want to say, street violence, afterward — but certainly unrest. I don’t want to use the word coup, but it could get pretty ugly. And that’s just not a cynical ploy to get people to watch, because I will have six minutes up there.”

Stewart hopes he can enjoy what may be the biggest night of his career so far.

“I really hope I’m able to enjoy this,” Stewart said. “‘Cause you know, you never know if it will happen again. And the idea that you’re allowed to do something that Steve Martin and [David] Letterman and Carson did is, for me, you know, you just want to honor that tradition.”

Will He Get Asked Back?

Whether Stewart gets asked to host next year’s Oscars will be a strong indication of how well he does Sunday night. Bob Hope hosted the Oscars on radio and TV 16 times. Johnny Carson took five turns. And Billy Crystal has done eight. But Crystal is busy with his one-man off-Broadway show this year, a fact that producer Gil Cates acknowledged when he announced his choice of Stewart.

Chris Rock, who hosted last year, was asked back — and declined — even though he ruffled a few feathers with jokes like, “Who is Jude Law and why is he in every movie I have seen the last four years?”

“Chris Rock did it sort of as an outsider, as a standup comedian,” said Dalton Ross, senior editor at “Entertainment Weekly.” “He didn’t have that joy or love for the movies that some other hosts had.”

As an entertainer, Stewart falls somewhere between purebred television hosts like Carson and Letterman, and actors like Martin and Crystal. He’s done a dozen movies, but the co-star of “Death to Smoochy,” shows little inclination to pursue more serious roles.

DailyShow_125x125“I know the difference between people who can really act and people in movies,” Stewart said. “I’ve been in movies. These people can act. It’s a whole different world, you know, which is one of the reasons why I’m hosting and not sitting in the audience, waiting for my name to be called.”

“Let me put it this way,” he added. “They can do the ‘Jon Stewart Story’ and I’m not sure I would be cast.”

Stewart will spend Sunday with a galaxy of stars, but it will be a rare night out for a guy who says his idea of a good time is doing crossword puzzles with his wife, Tracey McShane.

“I was never allowed into those parties earlier in my career,” he said. “Now it turns out, at just the time I’m allowed into them, I’m 43 and no longer interested.”

The joker admitted he was a little nervous to host Oscar night, saying he felt like he “could be in for a good, old-fashioned, show-business a—kicking.”

So, does he have a pre-game ritual?

“Yeah, I kill a chicken,” he said. “I have a chicken brought to me, and I do an incantation and then I kill it. And then I stand over it and taunt it. And then when that is done, I put on my overalls and I walk right out.”

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“Madea” Tops The Box Office With 30 Million

Playwright Tyler Perry, who turned his crazy-granny “Madea” character into a lucrative cottage industry, returned to the top of the box office on Sunday, exactly one year after stunning the industry with a No. 1 bow for his first film.

Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family Reunion,” which Perry wrote, directed and starred in, sold an estimated $30.3 million worth of tickets in its first three days since opening on Friday, distributor Lionsgate said.

The comedy-drama revolves around a pistol-toting matriarch, played by Perry, who beats and lectures her chaotic clan into submission. It was not screened in advance for critics, a tactic usually employed when a studio knows a movie will get harsh reviews but fans will turn out anyway.

While Perry, 35, is one of the best-known black playwrights in the United States, with sold-out shows in virtually every city for his “Madea” plays, he was barely a blip on the radar of mainstream movie audiences until last February when “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” opened at No. 1. The revenge comedy, budgeted at $5.5 million, ended its theatrical run with $50 million and was huge seller on home video. It was also released by Lionsgate, a unit of Lions Gate Entertainment Corp.

Last week’s champion, Walt Disney Co.’s fact-based survival saga “Eight Below,” slipped to No. 2 with $15.7 million, taking its 10-day total to $45.1 million.

NEW DUDS

Two other films opened in theaters, not that many people noticed. The canine cartoon “Doogal” played dead at No. 8 with $3.6 million, while the mob drama “Running Scared” was whacked at No. 9 with $3.1 million.

Doogal” was released by the Weinstein Co., the privately held firm established by former Miramax Films co-chairmen Bob and Harvey Weinstein. “Running Scared” was released by New Line Cinema, a unit of Time Warner Inc.

Rounding out the top-five, Steve Martin’s comedy remake “The Pink Panther,” another former champ, was steady at No. 3 with $11.3 million in its third weekend. The film has earned $61 million to date.

The teen comedy “Date Movie” fell two places to No. 4 with $9.2 million, for a 10-day haul of $33.9 million. The computer-animated children’s book adaptation “Curious George” dipped one spot to No. 5 with $7 million and a three-week tally of $43.1 million.

The Pink Panther” was released by Columbia Pictures, a unit of Sony Corp. while “Date Movie” was released by Twentieth Century Fox, a unit of News Corp. “Curious George” was released by Universal Pictures, a unit of NBC Universal, which is controlled by General Electric Co.

In a sign that Oscar buzz has largely been a bust for movie theater owners, three of the five best picture nominees earned a combined $3.4 million during the weekend, with leading contender “Brokeback Mountain” accounting for $2.3 million of that. To date, the gay-cowboy film has earned $75.4 million.

George Clooney’s newsroom drama “Good Night, and Good Luck” earned $600,000, while Steven Spielberg’s revenge thriller “Munich” pulled in $488,000. Their respective totals stand at $30.3 million and $46.1 million.

Of the two other nominees, the ensemble drama “Crash” is already out on home video, while official estimates for the Truman Capote saga “Capote” were not available. However, a rival studio estimated it made about $1 million, taking its total to about $23 million.

The Academy Awards will be handed out in Hollywood next Sunday.

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Oscars Host Jon Stewart Prepares For Big Stage

Posted under Academy Awards, Awards, Jon Stewart, Television by Chris Evans on Saturday 18 February 2006 at 3:42 pm

Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart just won the Heisman the comedians’ version. As host of the Academy Awards, Stewart joins an elite group that includes Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Bob Hope and Johnny Carson.

“It doesn’t mean you’re going to have a good pro career, or even do well in the bowl game,” Stewart says, sitting in his Manhattan office behind a desk cluttered with papers. “But to get to that point means something. Now you’re in the club.”

Membership requires entertaining a television audience of more than 40 million, plus getting laughs from some of the most powerful people in Hollywood.

Stewart’s up for the challenge. It’s why he took the gig. The huge audience. The intense glare.

“For a comedian,” he says, “it feels like the ultimate stage.”

But between preparing for the Oscars, hosting Comedy Central’s award-winning fake news program “The Daily Show” and caring for his newborn daughter and 19-month-old son with wife Tracey, Stewart is going for a record-breaking season.

Punctuated with a smirk.

“Some people will burn themselves to the nub,” says the 43-year-old. “I’ve decided to exist in a sea of mediocrity. That’s allowed me to do all my tasks, but to in fact do them poorly.”

He’s even allowed his familial obligations “to suffer and absolutely corrode.”

“What we’re hoping is, in my daughter’s first two weeks, she’s not going to remember a whole lot of this,” he says. “So instead of me being there, I just take my deodorant and jam it in her crib. She’ll have the faint smell of me but won’t really know I haven’t been an influence.”

In reality, Stewart and his “Daily Show” writing team are putting on the nightly program while preparing material for the big night on March 5. They’ll do that until the week before the Oscars, when Stewart will land in Los Angeles with just a handful of writers in tow. He hasn’t even had time to see all the nominated films yet.

But if he’s nervous, he’s not showing it.

“If I had to go out there and surf, that would be a problem,” Stewart says. “But you know, it’s just comedy.”

You can read the rest of the ABC News article here.

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Oscar Watch: 2006 Predictions

I cannot even express the excitement that brews within me over next month’s Academy Awards. In 20 days, the Academy will hand out those golden statues that get those actors crying and screaming.

The fact that Jon Stewart, one of the funniest and may I add sexiest men in the world is hosting is the best icing on the cake anyone could ever ask for (though I’m hoping Whoopi returns someday).

I have a few people I’m rooting for, and I hope that doesn’t get in the way of my predictions too much, but if it does, oh well.

George Clooney’s got 3 nominations this year, but as he’s said himself, it’s very unlikely he’ll win in any of the categories he’s nominated in. It’s just a Brokeback year this year. George’s gift is in the nominations. The good news though, is that with the success of Syriana and Good Night, and Good Luck, George Clooney has finally torn down the barrier on his career that had him pegged as a “hunk”, a competent actor with a pretty face. As with Mel Gibson recently, Clooney has gained industry credibility, that leaves him open to future Oscar chances. But sorry George, it just ain’t your year.

This is a great year for the Best Actor category. Every actor in the category deserves a win, and that’s the kind of thing that makes the Academy Awards relevant–unlike other embarassing categories (See Best Actress).

With all of the said…without further ado, here are my predictions for who will win as well as my choices for who (as objectively as can be) should win.

Best Actor

Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Capote
Terrence Howard - Hustle & Flow
David Strathairn - Good Night, and Good Luck
Joaquin Phoenix - Walk The Line

Will Win: Philip Seymour Hoffman. The only possible alternate choice is Heath Ledger who could squeeze out a win because of the Brokeback Mountain momentum. But more than likely, the Academy will award Hoffman’s subtle, quietly powerful performance in Capote. Not to mention the fact that the Academy, which is full of older men, tends to not like to award young, beautiful actors. Case in point: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jude Law. Joaquin was great in Walk The Line but he’s too overshadowed by the power of Brokeback and the caricature of Capote. Not to mention last year’s win for Jamie Foxx for playing a similar role in a similar movie.

Should Win: This is a VERY hard one, because each and every performance in this category is worthy. But if I factor in EVERYTHING, including each actor’s body of work and the difficulty of the characters, I’d have to say Philip Seymour Hoffman. He absolutely NAILED Truman Capote, and turned what could have been a mediocre film into something spectacular. I couldn’t take my eyes off of him the entire movie.

Best Actress

Felicity Huffman - Transamerica
Reese Witherspoon - Walk The Line
Judi Dench - Mrs. Henderson Presents
Keira Knightley - Pride & Prejudice
Charlize Theron - North Country

Will Win: This is a VERY tough one. The only two who have ANY chance of winning are Huffman and Witherspoon, but it’s honestly a huge toss up between those two. Given the Academy’s trend towards beautiful women and Oscars (the trend is the opposite in the Best Actress category), I would be inclined to say Reese Witherspoon. But I wouldn’t completely rule out Felicity Huffman. Reese has the advantage that her film did more than 10 times better at the box office than Felicity’s but Felicity’s performance was more challenging, and the Academy loves gender bending roles (See Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry).

Should Win: Felicity Huffman I’m sorry Reese, you’re great and all in Walk The Line–particularly the scene where Joaquin’s on the bed all coked out and you’re giving him one of those friendly motiviational speeches and you get all teary eyed–(I got a little misty), and I loved you in Legally Blonde, but something tells me the work you put into Mrs. Carter Cash pales in comparison to Felicity Huffman’s brilliant take on a pre-op transexual connecting with her estranged son. You just don’t get better acting than this people. Reese has many years and a great career ahead of her. Something tells me Felicity’s chances of being nominated again aren’t too great. Maybe the fact that she’s married to Bill Macy’ll help her get some votes?

Best Supporting Actor

Matt Dillon - Crash
George Clooney - Syriana
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brokeback Mountain
Paul Giamatti - Cinderella Man
William Hurt - A History of Violence

Will Win: It’s honestly a toss up between Matt Dillon and Paul Giamatti. In an ideal world, Matt Dillon would win hands down. His performance in Crash was fresh, real, honest, and it was a standout performance in a film with an excellent ensemble. But there’s a problem. Paul Giamatti should have nominated for Sideways last year, and was for whatever reason snubbed. The Academy likes to give Oscars to people after the fact even if the performance isn’t as good as the one they should have won for (See Denzel Washington in Training Day/Malcolm X). Though effective, Giamatti’s performance in Cinderella Man is not an Oscar winning one, in fact if there was a nomination in this movie it should have been for the excellent Russell Crowe, who played vulnerability like no one can in Cinderella Man–he had me balling. I know what you’re wondering. Why am I not considering Jake Gyllenhaal for the monster of a movie Brokeback Mountain. I refer back to my commentary for the Best Actor category. Too young, too pretty. We’ll see how it goes down next month, but I’m hoping the Academy does the right thing.

Should Win: Duh. Matt Dillon. Great script, great movie, great performance. My other choice would be Jake Gyllenhaal (who I think, as an actor is ridiculously underrated. Like other actors before him, his beauty is unfortunately overshadowing his immense talent). The scene where Jack finally stands up to his father-in-law on Thanksgiving is one of my favorites in the film–Gyllenhaal is a winner in ths movie. But I think Jake has many more brilliant performances ahead of him. Dillon should take this one.

Best Supporting Actress

Frances McDormand - North Country
Michelle Williams - Brokeback Mountain
Catherine Keener - Capote
Rachel Weisz - The Constant Gardener
Amy Adams - Junebug

Will Win: Rachel Weisz. She’s had the momentum building up to the awards for quite a while now, (See Golden Globes and SAG Awards) and she makes such a bold impact even for being killed in the first two minutes that I think she’ll take it home. I’d love to see Frances McDormand win for her touching performance in North Country, but the problem simply is that no one saw that damn movie. Why, I’m not sure. It was a great movie with some great performances. Catherine Keener could pop out a win for her role in Capote, though unlikely, and Michelle Williams could sneak up with her misery-stricken Alma in Brokeback Mountain, but I think the voters too keenly remember her days at the Creek.

Should Win: Michelle Williams. As the great Annie Proulx said, Michelle nailed Alma’s “misery voice” and already had me tearing up halfway through the movie at her reaction to seeing Jack and Ennis embrace. She won’t win because there are some more experienced and respected actors in her category, but she should.

Best Director

Ang Lee - Brokeback Mountain
George Clooney - Good Night, and Good Luck
Paul Haggis - Crash
Steven Spielberg - Munich
Bennett Miller - Capote

Will Win: Ang Lee. Without a doubt. Sorry, George, this one is in the bag. All I can say is that I’m glad Spielberg came out with Munich, because the Academy nominates him for anything, and if War of the Worlds had been nominated for an Oscar I would have cut off my penis and stabbed in a vagina with a plastic spoon.

Should Win: Ang Lee. Brokeback is a beautiful film and Ang has conjured some magical performances out of these promising young actors. Bravo, Ang. Bravo. The rest of the nominees all made great movies, but the power of Brokeback overtakes all.

Best Picture

Brokeback Mountain
Crash
Capote
Good Night, and Good Luck
Munich

Will Win: Need I even? B-R-O-K-E-B-A-C-K. No doubt in my mind.

Should Win: As I said before, all great films. But Brokeback is a hell of a film with a weeper of an ending. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Granted, the first time I saw it, it was in Chelsea so the audience was nothing but gay men and their fag hags, but nonetheless. Crash is one of my favorite films of all time, and Good Night, and Good Luck was one of the best made movies I’ve seen in a REALLY long time, but you gotta give it to Ang Lee. You just gotta.

Snubs?

Toni Collete - In Her Shoes. This was such a great movie with 3 great performances. Shirley Maclaine was nominated for a Golden Globe (and should have won, by the way) but the real standout performance of the movie was from the brilliantly underrated Toni Collette.

Anne Hathaway - Brokeback Mountain. I’m sorry, but her performance was my favorite. I know, a lot of people can’t get past the hair, but that little smirk she gives when Jack stands up to her father, and that scene with her and Heath at the end–don’t even get me crying up in here. I’m not saying she would or should have won, but she should have at least been nominated.

Russell Crowe - Cinderella Man. Sorry Russell, this was just a really tough year for leading actors. So many great performances to choose from–only five slots. But you were great.

Terrence Howard - Crash. He probably didn’t get nominated because his performance here was overshadowed by his performance in Hustle & Flow, but a snub nonetheless.

Sandra Bullock - Crash. I think Sandra Bullock’s talents are ridiculously underrated. Yes, she’s pretty. Yes, she’s funny. Yes, she’s shtick. Yes, she usually does big budget romantic comedies. But I’ve never disliked a performance of hers (except maybe Speed 2 which I’ll try to forgive her for), and in Crash, she really pulls out all the stops. That scene in the house where she unloads on Brendan Fraser after they’re robbed at gunpoint is one of the best of the film. The best part of it though, is the classy walk off afterwards.

Cinderella Man - I still don’t quite get why no one went to see this. It’s an all-American film, it stars Russell Crowe and Renee Zelweger, two of Hollywood’s biggest stars, and it’s a Ron Howard flick. Hmm…maybe too close to Million Dollar Baby.

The Constant Gardener - Great movie that should probably be in Munich’s place. Damn that Spielberg.

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Brokeback Leads The Oscar Nominations

Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain cleaned up this morning at when the Oscar nominations announced–receiving a nod in every major category including Best Actor, Best Director, and Best Picture. Here are the nominations. The Oscars will take place on March 3, hosted by Jon Stewart.

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Philip Seymour Hoffman - CAPOTE
Terrence Howard - HUSTLE & FLOW
Heath Ledger - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Joaquin Phoenix - WALK THE LINE
David Strathairn - GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
George Clooney - SYRIANA
Matt Dillon - CRASH
Paul Giamatti - CINDERELLA MAN
Jake Gyllenhaal - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
William Hurt - A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Judi Dench - MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS
Felicity Huffman - TRANSAMERICA
Keira Knightley - PRIDE & PREJUDICE
Charlize Theron - NORTH COUNTRY
Reese Witherspoon - WALK THE LINE

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams - JUNEBUG
Catherine Keener - CAPOTE
Frances McDormand - NORTH COUNTRY
Rachel Weisz - THE CONSTANT GARDENER
Michelle Williams - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM OF THE YEAR
HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
TIM BURTON’S CORPSE BRIDE
WALLACE & GROMIT IN THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT

ACHIEVEMENT IN ART DIRECTION
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
KING KONG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
PRIDE & PREJUDICE

ACHIEVEMENT IN CINEMATOGRAPHY
BATMAN BEGINS
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
THE NEW WORLD

ACHIEVEMENT IN COSTUME DESIGN
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTSPRIDE & PREJUDICE
WALK THE LINE

ACHIEVEMENT IN DIRECTING
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
CAPOTE
CRASH
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MUNICH

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
DARWIN’S NIGHTMARE
ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM
MARCH OF THE PENGUINS
MURDERBALL
STREET FIGHT

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
THE DEATH OF KEVIN CARTER: CASUALTY OF THE BANG BANG CLUB
GOD SLEEPS IN RWANDA
THE MUSHROOM CLUB
A NOTE OF TRIUMPH: THE GOLDEN AGE OF NORMAN CORWIN

ACHIEVEMENT IN FILM EDITING
CINDERELLA MAN
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
CRASH
MUNICH
WALK THE LINE

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM OF THE YEAR
DON’T TELL
JOYEUX NOèL
PARADISE NOW
SOPHIE SCHOLL - THE FINAL DAYS
TSOTSI

ACHIEVEMENT IN MAKEUP
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
CINDERELLA MAN
STAR WARS: EPISODE III REVENGE OF THE SITH

ACHIEVEMENT IN MUSIC WRITTEN FOR MOTION PICTURES
(ORIGINAL SCORE)
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
MUNICH
PRIDE & PREJUDICE

ACHIEVEMENT IN MUSIC WRITTEN FOR MOTION PICTURES
(ORIGINAL SONG)
“In the Deep” - CRASH
“It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” - HUSTLE & FLOW
“Travelin’ Thru” - TRANSAMERICA

BEST MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEAR
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
CAPOTE
CRASH
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MUNICH

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
BADGERED
THE MOON AND THE SON: AN IMAGINED CONVERSATION
THE MYSTERIOUS GEOGRAPHIC EXPLORATIONS OF JASPER MORELLO
9
ONE MAN BAND

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
AUSREISSER (THE RUNAWAY)
CASHBACK
THE LAST FARM
OUR TIME IS UP
SIX SHOOTER

ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUND EDITING
KING KONG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
WAR OF THE WORLDS

ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUND MIXING
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
KING KONG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
WALK THE LINE
WAR OF THE WORLDS

ACHIEVEMENT IN VISUAL EFFECTS
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
KING KONG
WAR OF THE WORLDS

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
CAPOTE
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
MUNICH

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
CRASH
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MATCH POINT
THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
SYRIANA

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Jon Stewart To Host ‘06 Academy Awards

Posted under Academy Awards, Awards, Celebrities, Jon Stewart, Politics, Television, The Daily Show by Chris Evans on Thursday 5 January 2006 at 3:24 pm

Jon Stewart

I really can’t believe it. The sexiest (behind Johnny Depp) and funniest man alive is hosting the Academy Awards this year. This is a great improvement from last year’s Chris Rock who had a chance and blew it. The Academy Awards will be telecast live from the Kodak Theater on March 5 on ABC.

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