Ashton Kutcher is on the cover of September’s issue of Details. He looks pretty smokin’.

No, you’re not seeing things. The top does read “Heterophobia: Has The Straight Man Become The Victim?”

I’m dying laughing too.

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Here are some caps from Justin’s spread in September’s Fashion Rocks mag.

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Yes, ladies and gentleman, there is a new Video Clip of the Week, and this time around it’s vintage Xtina.

I’m loving her look and of course her music from this new Back to Basics era, but I think this Ellen performance of “Beautiful” will always by my favorite live performance of hers. Just..the way she interpreted the song, especially with the harmonizing choir in the background–it was just..well..beautiful. It’s almost a re-invention of what was already a perfectly-imperfect song. And the falsetto at the end is killer.

I love Ellen’s comments at the end. “Now that’s singing! That’s not lip-synching, that’s singing!”.