Archive for the 'Matt Damon' Category
02-29-2008
Jimmy Kimmel Is Fucking Ben Affleck

Earlier this year, Sarah Silverman made a video with Matt Damon called “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” as a joke, poking fun at her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy has made a response video with Matt’s best friend, Ben Affleck. It’s fucking priceless.
Posted by Chris Evans in Television, Celebrities, Matt Damon, Gay, Ben Affleck | 1 Comment »

11-16-2007
Matt Damon Is The Sexiest Man Alive

George Clooney can eat his heart out. Bourne Ultimatum star Matt Damon has been named Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine. What does Mr. Bourne have to say about it?
George Clooney and Brad Pitt have shamelessly campaigned for him since 2001, but this year’s winner was Bourne to the title.
“You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” Damon, 37, told PEOPLE, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility.
Some of the others mentioned were Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Affleck–pictured below
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10-22-2007
Fresh Links: Jake Gyllenhaal Bisexual?

Jake Gyllenhaal defends his sexuality in the Telegraph when asked about his comments in Out magazine where he implied he might be bisexual. Jesus, can’t someone play a gay role without getting hounded about their sexuality?
Is Ugly Betty star Vanessa Williams dating Vince Vaughn? Dear God, I hope not. After he stopped smoking he turned into a hot mess–fat, wrinkled, bald, with nasty nose hair. And Vanessa’s a Goddess.
After already gaining 20 pounds and growing a full beard for the role, Ryan Gosling has pulled out of Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones a day before the film starts shooting due to “creative differences”. He’s been replaced by Oscar nominee Mark Wahlberg.
The screenwriters who penned the Superman Returns film are not returning for the lowly anticipated sequel. That’s definitely good news for Bryan Singer, the studio, and anyone with any hopes of this film being any good. That first movie was awful.

While promoting The Bourne Ultimatum in Japan hottie Matt Damon said he is open to possibly doing another Bourne film. Aren’t there only three books, though? I’m afraid this could end up not being so great. I loved the first three movies.
Directed by Gavin Hood, X-Men prequel Wolverine is coming to the big screen in May of 2009. Here’s to hoping for many gratuitous Hugh Jackman nude scenes.
Debra Messing will reprise her Emmy-nominated role in her mini-series The Starter Wife. It’s coming back to USA as an actual series–they’ve so far ordered ten episodes.
Carrie Underwood who recently broke up with football star Tony Romo, is now dating Chase Crawford whom you might recognize from the CW’s moderate hit Gossip Girl. I can’t be the only one whose gaydar is pinging.
Posted by Chris Evans in Celebrities, Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal, Carrie Underwood, Matt Damon, Vince Vaughn, Gay, Ryan Gosling | 3 Comments »

07-23-2007
Matt Damon’s Gay Sex With George Clooney?

In a recent interview with Monsters and Critics Matt Damon jokingly comments on Ocean’s Thirteen co-star George Clooney’s sexuality:
“George is gay. Everybody knows that. But honestly, I never realized he was gay - even when he was beating me off!”
Well, well…wouldn’t that be an interesting sex tape?
Posted by Chris Evans in Celebrities, George Clooney, Matt Damon | 2 Comments »

07-05-2007
Fresh Links: Transformers Shatters Records!

Shia LaBeouf and Josh Duhamel brought their hotness to Transformers and apparently it worked because the fourth of July box office was busted up with the millions of people who went to see the film–shattering all the previous July 4th records. Go Shia!
The Sex and the City movie is finally a-go, even though I could swear I’ve heard that same thing ten million times over since the show ended. Hopefully egos don’t collide and Sarah Jessica keeps that nose in check.
Jim Carrey’s gearing up for his next role as a sober man falling off the wagon in a Universal Pictures film called Sober Buddies. I trusted him on Fun With Dick and Jane and ended up getting burned. Shall I try again?
Sandra Bullock and Alias hottie Bradley Cooper are starring in a new romantic comedy called All About Steve–Oscar nominee Thomas Haden Church is apparently in talks for a supporting role.
I’m sure by now you all have heard about those naughty pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo while on their steamy vacation, including raunchy pics of the two of them in the hot tub. Here’s a rare uncensored pic of Nick’s booty.
Oscar nominee Ryan Gosling has been attached to Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones, alongside Oscar winner Rachel Weisz. The movie is centered on a woman who is murdered, but continues to watch over her family after her death.
Anyone remember that movie Good Will Hunting that won Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Oscars years ago? Well apparently they’re not working on another screenplay together–ten years later. Here’s to hoping they can recapture the magic.
Christina Aguilera’s estranged father has popped up out of nowhere to “confirm” her pregnancy. For those of you not familiar, Aguilera’s father abused her and her mother when she was young, and she has been out of contact with him for years. Seems like he once again is trying to get back in her good graces. Doubt this was the best plan of action.
Posted by Chris Evans in Movies, Celebrities, Sandra Bullock, Christina Aguilera, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Shia LaBeouf, Ryan Gosling | 1 Comment »

07-02-2007
Final Bourne Ultimatum Trailer
Comes out August 3. Can’t wait to see this movie!
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06-21-2007
Fresh Links: Matt and Ben Do Hawaii

Best friends and A-list hottie Oscar winners Matt Damon and Ben Affleck enjoyed Father’s day weekend in Hawaii with their respective families. They even found enough time to dust off their surf boards–Matthew McConaughey style.
Perez Hilton’s troubles continue to snowball, as his server host has dropped him and his famous website, causing the site to be down for many hours, and is now back up with limited access. I have trouble having sympathy for this man. At all.
Isaiah Washington’s ego refuses to deflate, and his mouth refuses to stay shut. Now that he’s been permanently ousted from Grey’s Anatomy, he plans on suing ABC and is now trying to blame T.R. Knight for the entire ordeal.
Remember Alfonso Ribeiro, the cutie who played geeky Carlton Banks back on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with Will Smith? Well prepare yourself kiddies because your jaw will drop to the floor when you see what he looks like these days.

Christina Aguilera recently kicked off the third leg of her Back to Basics tour in Tokyo, Japan, and it’s fueled the pregnancy rumors even more because of her change of outfit (it’s now a looser fit costume) and a heart rate monitor watch (I suppose to make sure the baby is okay and she’s not overexerting herself) that she’s now wearing on stage. In other Aguilera news, she just owned Kelly Osbourne and bought up her old house. Revenge is sweet……bitch.
Apparently Kelly Clarkson, whose album My December is unfortunately most likely going to flop like her tour did, battled bulimia in high school. Ew, way to steal attention-getting sympathy stories from Katharine McPhee. What’s next? Letting Ellen DeGeneres squeeze your boobs?
Kate Hudson takes another swing at romantic comedies with a new film called Bachelor No. 2 in which Dane Cook will also be starring. Considering his track record with movies (okay, he’s only been in one, but it was bad enough) and his terrible jokes that he steals from Louis C.K., and Kate’s recent flops, I think it’s safe to say this movie will royally suck. Oh well.
Some photos have surfaced from the set of The Dark Knight, featuring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Aaron Eckhart. I seriously cannot imagine how this movie could go wrong. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal (a big upgrade from Katie Holmes), Aaron Eckhart and Morgan Freeman? I need to see this yesterday.
Posted by Chris Evans in Music, Movies, Television, Celebrities, Heath Ledger, Grey's Anatomy, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Garner, Christina Aguilera, Matt Damon, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ben Affleck, Kate Hudson, Isaiah Washington, T.R. Knight | No Comments »

05-04-2007
The Bourne Ultimatum Teaser Trailer

Spider-Man this, Shrek that–what I care about is seeing my man Matt Damon in the third installment of the Bourne movies, The Bourne Ultimatum. The first one was good, the second one was even better, and I’m hoping Matty doesn’t disappoint me the third time around.
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12-12-2006
Matt Damon Does Letterman And Signs Autographs

I’m continuing my love affair with Matt Damon. I really need to start paying attention to when celebrities I love are on Letterman so I can sexually assault meet them.
Here’s my love Matty signing autographs and posing for pictures with the crowd before entering the studio to tape his segment on Letterman to promote The Good Shepherd
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11-15-2006
Matt Damon Does Details Magazine

One of my favorite male actors Matt Damon is on the cover of December’s Details magazine, but I must say I’m a bit disappointed with the picture. Matt’s always been a hottie to me–ever since I saw him the fabulous Talented Mr. Ripley, but he’s been seeming a little off lately. Maybe he’s getting old? I dunno, but he’s still a great actor. I can’t wait to download go buy my ticket to see The Departed.
Matt has both Ocean’s Thirteen and The Good Shepherd coming out soon, which are sure to be box office hits, and with the success of The Departed, which has grossed 168 million dollars worldwide, Matty is on his way to the top of the A-List.
Meanwhile it’s been confirmed that Edgar Ramirez (whom you might know from Domino–or not) will play the villain in the upcoming sequel The Bourne Ultimatum, which is set for an August 3, 2007 release date.
Here’s the plotline:
In the new chapter of this espionage series, Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) will hunt down his past in order to find a future. He must travel from Moscow, Paris, Madrid and London to Tangier and New York City as he continues his quest to find the real Jason Bourne–all the while trying to outmaneuver the scores of cops, federal officers and Interpol agents with him in their crosshairs.
And the trailer:
Popbytes has info on what Matt says in the interview about whose career he envies and what he doesn’t like about doing interviews.
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