So it looks like more odd casting has plagued the Batman Begins sequel. First we find out that Brokeback Mountain star Heath Ledger is The Joker. Wtf. Then we now get word that Crash star Ryan Phillippe will be playing Tommy Lee Jones’ old role Two Face. Uhm. Okay? Hopefully there’s some kind of great master plan because this shit seems pretty effing weird.

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The new America’s Next Top Model contestants have been announced..and quite frankly I’m both stunned and disappointed. I don’t see one single girl that looks even remotely attractive. The girl in the bottom right corner looks like Osama Bin Laden’s estranged daughter, the girl in the second row from the bottom on the far left looks like a black Hilary Swank, and everyone else just makes me wanna puke.

Uhh. Time for me to turn to Oxygen. I see prettier faces on the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

And no, you’re not crazy. You do see twins. What the point of that is..I really don’t know.

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Whoo. Hooray for the sexless dykes of daytime television. Our beloved Ellen DeGeneres who’s really a lesbian but you wouldn’t know it from watching her talk show has made her long-term gig an even longer one. She’s renewed her deal with NBC and extended her contract to keep doing The Ellen DeGeneres Show until 2010.

Her ratings with suburban soccer moms have risen every year her Emmy-winning show has been on TV.

Watch out, Oprah. The white lezbo’s coming to steal your throne.