So it’s 21st Century week on American Idol, and the show’s an hour shorter. It’ll be harder for me to be as witty as in previous weeks because I have less time to write in between performances, but hopefully my review will be entertaining nonetheless.
Lisa Tucker. Why in hell are you ruining Kelly Clarkson’s beautiful song “Because of You”. This is the reason Kelly did not want her songs sung on this show. It was a laughable rendition, and this performance was as Simon said, painful. She didn’t emotionally connect with a very emotional song, the arrangement didn’t do Lisa or the song justice, and as much as Lisa (as well as Paula apparently) thinks she can sing her ass off, the truth is, she can’t. She seems to think that her voice is a “Whitney” or “Mariah” when really it’s just a “Mya” or “Jasmine Trias”. You’re not a power-belter so stop acting like one.
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Grade: D
Kellie Pickler is obviously a little sick this week–you can tell by her interview clip (which by the way seemed a little scripted). She’s singing Sara Evans’ “Suds In The Bucket”. The song and the performance both are equally boring, and the singing was not great either (minus a nice little run at the end). But I think Simon said it all. There are so many songs to pick, yet you pick a song talking about suds in a freaking bucket? C’mon Kellie. This was an opportunity to show your personality, to show your range, and to show what kind of record you’d make, and you failed. You definitely won’t be exiting this week, but you will be soon if you keep giving performances like that.
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Grade: C
Ace Young. Okay, they must’ve prepared things for all of the idols to say about their songs, Ace’s seemed scripted too. “Drops of Jupiter”? What the hell? Good song, but not for you. We all know Ace doesn’t have the best vocal chops, but he always has seemed to pick very good songs for his vocal style (Father Figure, Butterflies). I don’t understand why he would try to do something completely out of his abilities and sing a Train song. Bad choice. Everyone’s making horrible choices tonight. Maybe the 21st Century theme wasn’t such a great idea. The showing of the scar was really cheesy and unnecessary, and the little hand out to the camera at the end of every performance is losing its charm (why was his arm shaking like crazy?).
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Grade: C-
Taylor Hicks looks so hip tonight. He actually looks a little sexy. He’s singing Ray LaMontagne’s “Trouble”. I love Ray LaMontagne. Kelly Clarkson sang his “Shelter” on the Katrina telethon. Very good performance. I actually agree with Paula for once in that it’s really nice to see Taylor just stand behind the mic and sng the song. He showed his vocal range (more than he’s ever shown) and really did the song some justice. As far Simon’s criticism that he looks very Clay Aiken…what the hell? Why would Clay Aiken be wearing tight faded denim and a leather jacket? I love Ryan’s comment “If this is very Clay Aiken, then that (points to Simon) is very Kelly Clarkson.”
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Grade: B+
Mandisa. Taking a neo-gospel-pop turn this week, she’s singing Mary Mary’s “Wanna Praise You (Shackles)”. Really bad choice. After last week’s stunning Idol opener “I Don’t Hurt Anymore” Mandisa’s definitely taken a few steps down with this performance. First of all, I need to be able to tune into family-friendly television and not see a 300 pound woman’s panty lines. Second, she really oversang the song, and it just wasn’t a song that anyone is going to care about. But..question. Did anyone see the weird thing with the numbers during Mandisa’s perforamance? When the normally blue number bar popped up at the bottom of the screen it was video of the band instead where the blue should be. Then when it got back to blue, it said Taylor Hicks instead of Mandisa. I hope we don’t have to do a revote like last year.
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Grade: C+
Chris Daughtry. He chose a song that I’ve actually never heard before called “What If” by Creed. This is the first time I really have negative feedback on Chris. There are so many good alterna-rock songs (like “Hemmhorage”, still his best performance to date) that he could have picked. But he picks this song by Creed that I guarantee half of America won’t understand. And I actually agree with Simon that this week marks him going a bit too far. There comes a point when you have to wake up and realize that you are on American Idol, and though it is great to see an edge and uniqueness in a performer, your performance needs to be accessible to the mainstream public in order for you to be successful. I have no doubt that Chris will sail through to next week, but I’m just very disappointed in his song choice this week, as with everyone else’s so far. It’s okay, you’re still sexy.
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Grade: B-
Katharine McPhee is singing Christina Aguilera’s “The Voice Within”. Very ambitious choice–Christina sang the hell out of that song. Oh, Katharine, honey. The arrangement is a disaster. It didn’t allow the song to begin, build, climax, or end. It’s always a bad idea to sing a Christina Aguilera song, because the reality is, not many singers can sing like Christina. Maybe Kelly Clarkson, but she’s one in a million. I love Katharine McPhee, but she’s no Christina Aguilera. And though I disagree with the judges–I think she did make changes to her performace that made it different from Christina’s–it wasn’t very good. However, in the context of tonight’s performance, it was sadly one of the best.
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Grade: B-
Bucky Covington. At least he actually looks like himself this week. Not that that means much. He’s singing Tim McGraw’s “Real Good Man”. As much as it kills me to say it, I think this is actually his personal best performance so far. It wasn’t great by any means, but it didn’t make me want to stab out my ear drums with a rusty nail like he usually does. I don’t know…is that a compliment? I’m very upset now, because I think that performance might somehow save him from going home tomorrow night, which means he might not even be in the bottom 3.
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Grade: C-
Paris Bennett looks great tonight. I’m liking the hair extensions. Oh shit. She’s singing Beyonce’s “Work It Out” from the Austin Powers: Goldmember soundtrack. Wow. And Paris did just that. She totally worked it out. I think it was a great choice for her, it was young, it was hip, it was fun, and girl I didn’t know you had those kinda dance moves!
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Grade: A
Elliott Yamin chose Gavin DeGraw’s “I Don’t Want To Be”, which at first, seemed like a really stupid choice. Elliott’s known for his silky smooth soulful vocals, and a high-energy rock song doesn’t seem like the best choice. But when I think of Gavin DeGraw’s voice, he’s actually pretty soulful himself, and Elliott’s arrangement of the song, despite the judges’ comments, was great and worked for him. Okay…I’m really embarassed to say this, but am I the only one that thinks he gets hotter every week?
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Grade: A
This had to have been…one of the worst episodes of American Idol ever. Everyone will try to say it was the theme, but truly, it was the contestants’ song selection. So many of them were so damn stupid.
Best Overall Performance: Paris Bennett
Best Vocal: Taylor Hicks
Most Original: Elliott Yamin
Going Home: Lisa Tucker